Exercise Equipment As Decor Pillows

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

Exercising

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Treadmill prototype

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"Well, I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

home fitness/fatness

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

'It allows you to run every day, rain or shine. Even if it breaks down, just call us ? we'll give you the runaround.'

Cull people who treat gym equipment as a place to sit and chat.

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'I can't decide if it's a piece of exercise equipment or a metaphor for my life.'

'I was so hopeful when the doctor ordered Mistress to take up walking, but she bought a darn treadmill...'

"What?!?? Who the hell is this guy?"