Exercise Eccentric Gifts

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'But I digress...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Newt sale

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Sisyphus during Covid

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

A Macaroni in 1773

'Going down?'

How Platypuses Are Born

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

11-18-11: The Day Everything Changed

"He's out jogging."

"I think we can take him off the shortlist."

It's from Hillary Clinton. We didn't floss regularly, so now we're going to be extinct.

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps

Eccentrics, Imbeciles, College Students or Other.

Abrasive soap.

A man with scruffy hair in a hairdressers.

Fishing for boots.