Exercise Class Regular Gifts

A king rolls out a red yoga mat

"I never did much yoga, but this corpse pose feels great!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Dancing in a circle

I'll take this one here.

'You're away, Doc!'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Boring Pianist

'Will you make the final table?'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Fencing Lessons

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'There are three rules a boxer in training must always follow...I forget what the first two are, but the third has something to do with your head.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

Santa Works Out

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Noises from armpits.