Executive Suite Appreciator Gifts

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Silver Fox

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I believe we're done here...we've covered all out butts — I mean bases!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

While You Were Out

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

"The workers feel a disconnect with your leadership style."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

The Same Old Era.

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

Barack Churchill

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'