Executive Suite Appreciator Mugs

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Silver Fox

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I believe we're done here...we've covered all out butts — I mean bases!"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

While You Were Out

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"The workers feel a disconnect with your leadership style."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

The Same Old Era.

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'