Executive Search Consultant T-Shirts

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Parade of Businessmen

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Self portrait.

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Big desks take time.

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

When staffing agencies screw up.

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'What are frills and luxuries, that you've earmarked as needs, doing on your application?'

'Well, what about the two month gap in my reume? I fell into my sofa at home.'

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."