Executive Lunch Legend Gifts

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Landing That Tough Account

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

They were out of bagels...

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'