Executive Influencer Gifts

"All those in favour of my idea signify by saying 'I get to keep my job'."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Witches of Instagram

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."