'I'm giving myself a 30% increase this year. Please work out how many redundancies we need to cover it.'
Executive Decision-making Critic Gifts
Celebrate the clever and often critical minds with our collection of products designed for the executive decision-making critic. Whether they’re known for their sharp wit or their knack for pointing out flaws in plans, our range offers a humorous way to appreciate their insights. From sassy mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that pairs humor with intelligence, making it clear you value their unique perspective and love a good critique.
'Now that I have your attention...'
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
Office temperature.
"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."
'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'
'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'
Boss: Suggestion Box Bin
"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."
"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
"Here's your hourly job performance review."
"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."
Waste Management.
'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'
No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'
"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."
"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"
'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'
'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'
Employer of the month...and every month.
The Buck Stops Here.
'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'
'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'
Puppet workers.
"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."
"I like your attitude, Peterson!"
"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"
Executive Decision-making Critic Gifts Collection
Executive Decision-making Critic Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs for the executive decision-making critic—witty designs that make a statement with every sip.
Executive Decision-making Critic Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and personality—ideal for the critical thinker who appreciates a good laugh at home.
Executive Decision-making Critic Prints
Browse prints that celebrate the sharp mind—perfect for decorating the space of the executive decision-making critic.
Executive Decision-making Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the sharp critic in your life—clever sayings and witty designs for those who love to critique with style.