Excuse Craftsman Pillows

As team members we need to rise above assigning petty blame and work at the larger goal of creating plausible excuses.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'A dog ate my homework.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

My daddy ate my homework

Waiting for retirement.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Posh Easter Egg

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Luthier

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

A boy and his spin patrol.