Excavation Gifts

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'It starts 'A rabbi and a priest go into a bar...' I think this Dead Sea Scroll is a fake.'

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Marshmallows

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

A boy acting suspiciously

Here be dragons.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

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