Evolutionary Thinker Pillows

Add a touch of scientific humor to their space with pillows that showcase evolutionary themes. Perfect for the curious mind who loves to relax with a bit of clever wit.

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'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.' mockup

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

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Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason.

Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason. mockup

Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason.

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Darwin sculpture evolves.

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Evolving rather quickly today aren't we?

Evolving rather quickly today aren't we? mockup

Evolving rather quickly today aren't we?

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'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.' mockup

'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

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The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist. mockup

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

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"The toughest part is remembering to hold your breath."

"The toughest part is remembering to hold your breath." mockup

"The toughest part is remembering to hold your breath."

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Thomas Hunt Morgan

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Why bother?"

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Evolution Exam Results.

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer mockup

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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Exit only.

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.' mockup

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

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"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates." mockup

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"Life after death"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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This guy Darwin gets all the credit mockup

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

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"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night." mockup

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

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Evolutionary Thinker Pillows Collection

Evolutionary Thinker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for evolutionary thinkers, packed with witty designs that celebrate science and curiosity—perfect for brightening any morning.

Evolutionary Thinker Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate natural history and the wonders of evolution, perfect for decorating a science lover's space with insight and style.

Evolutionary Thinker T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for those passionate about evolution and science. Clever, creative designs that make a statement and inspire curiosity.