Ecological Thinker Pillows

"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Remember what it was like before global warming.'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

The New Normal

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."