Evolutionary Thinker Prints

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason.

Darwin sculpture evolves.

Evolving rather quickly today aren't we?

'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"The toughest part is remembering to hold your breath."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

Evolution Exam Results.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Extreme Sisyphus

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Exit only.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Life after death"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."