Evolution Evoker Gifts

"Just you wait!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I told you we were late!

The Evolution Of Man.

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'