Eviction Prints

Tenants and Landlords - 'Ah, he's given me notice, but I'm taking his wall-paper with me! ...'

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

The fate of the emigrant

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Fishbowl rebellion.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

New Swiss Army Knife

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'