Facing Eviction Prints

Snail Eviction

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Times get tough for the thimble.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Origins Of Evolution

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'