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Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Monday around 9PM.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Paper Trail

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Childhood Screen Addict

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"My schedule is just nuts."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Computer Time Bomb.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Superhero training.