Everyday Task Tamer Pillows

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Monday around 9PM.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Childhood Screen Addict

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Paper Trail

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Superhero training.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.