Every Monday Pillows

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Monday morning is nigh.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

"How was your day?"