Blue Monday Pillows

'I've made an advent calendar for Blue Monday...Yesterday was a picture of an overdue gas bill...Today is a picture of a secondary school teacher starting a course of anti-depressants.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

The week at a glance.