Evening Ritualist Gifts

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

Father nursing his sick child

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

A couple lie in bed

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Take me to your barista."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Eye Opener