Evacuation Assistance Gifts

Afghanistan evacuation

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Decontamination

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Paramedics.

Grim reaper ambulance

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Helicopter

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.