European Traditions Mugs

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Bullfighter practising with a mechanical bull.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

"It was her mothers"

Folk Wedding

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"