European Traditions Prints

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Bullfighter practising with a mechanical bull.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It was her mothers"