Historical Traditions Prints

Face Cleaning.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

Midwest Winter Items.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"It was her mothers"