European Tour Pillows

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Travel Scenes

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Buckingham Palace

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

Romantic Violinist.

Walking Luggage.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travellers

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Backpacker

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Bernard Hinault

La Tour 2007.

Miss T-T

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

Winery tours.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'