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"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Travel Scenes

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Buckingham Palace

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Violinist.

Walking Luggage.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Chris Froome

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travellers

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Backpacker

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Bernard Hinault

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize