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In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Quartet of chefs.

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Tzatzikicicle

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Europa takes a selfie

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Marcello Mastroianni.

Inappropriate garnish.

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

Olives

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'More French bread, sir?.'

Acropolis for sale.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

Robinson le Creusot

Quark soup

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'