European Cities Pillows

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Romantic Violinist.

Vlad the Inhaler

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

King Kongs first christmas

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Party Time!

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Europa takes a selfie

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Notre Dame Phoenix

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Travel Scenes

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

French Street.

"You didn't say this was a business lunch!"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Sidewalk the game

The abduction of Europa

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Al's Skylines

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Acropolis for sale.

Brexit dilema

Lack of Euro Vision

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe