Euro Curious Gifts

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Mario Draghi

Hair Crop Circle

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Imagine

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

EU - Constitution

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

International Speculators

Theory of Gravity

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

The Ruins of the Euro

'To hell with the rules.'