Euro Curious Gifts

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Mario Draghi

Hair Crop Circle

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

International Speculators

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

Theory of Gravity

'To hell with the rules.'