Euro Crisis Junkies Pillows

'Bailing out works. We've got stability!'

Mario Draghi

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

Dollars Press Conference

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

International Speculators

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

The Ruins of the Euro

EuroPygmees

Vladimir Putin and Marine Le Pen

Dead Greek Pensions

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

E.U. Health Farm

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'

Easy street ends.

EU money addiction

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

Fall of the Euro

'I'll get my coat!'

Magician producing the Euro