Euro Crisis Junkies Pillows

'Bailing out works. We've got stability!'

Mario Draghi

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Dollars Press Conference

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

International Speculators

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

The Ruins of the Euro

EuroPygmees

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

Dead Greek Pensions

'I'll get my coat!'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Vladimir Putin and Marine Le Pen

E.U. Health Farm

EU money addiction

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

Easy street ends.

Fall of the Euro

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'

Magician producing the Euro