Euro Crisis Enthusiast Pillows

Debt - Restructured Debt

"I'm baffled...what does the word 'austerity' mean?"

'Oh, it's just a whine press.'

'The infusion of new life-support measures has, for now, stopped the slide into a massive default!'

Italy in crisis

'What joke? We can only afford to wear bed sheets.'

Mario Draghula: 'I'll do whatever it takes to save the Euro!'

Yanis Varoufakis in Brussels

The Queen in Berlin

Schengen

Mario Draghi

Loan Alley

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

That might not work, EU...

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

International Speculators

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

Varoufakis on German TV

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

The Ruins of the Euro

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."