'Bailing out works. We've got stability!'
Euro Crisis Junkies Gifts
Looking for a gift for euro crisis junkies? Discover clever, funny products that poke fun at financial chaos, economic upheavals, and global market madness. Perfect for those who follow international finance with a sharp sense of humor, our collection offers mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a playful twist to the tumultuous world of the euro crisis. Whether they’re economics students, financial professionals, or just fascinated by global markets, these gifts will make them smile and think.
Mario Draghi
"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."
Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.
'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'
The burden of carrying the Euro.
'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'
Euro Bait
The Eurozone Explained
Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest
Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.
Dollars Press Conference
Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.
"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"
EU - Constitution
'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'
Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis
The Eurozone - Running On Empty
International Speculators
"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"
The Ruins of the Euro
EuroPygmees
Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.
Dead Greek Pensions
'I'll get my coat!'
"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."
Vladimir Putin and Marine Le Pen
E.U. Health Farm
EU money addiction
Going to Greece in a Handbasket.
The Pillars of the European Central Bank.
Easy street ends.
Fall of the Euro
'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'
Magician producing the Euro
Euro Crisis Junkies Gifts Collection
Euro Crisis Junkies Mugs
Discover our range of euro crisis junkie mugs filled with witty and humorous designs about financial chaos, perfect for anyone interested in global economics.
Euro Crisis Junkies Pillows
Brighten up any room with euro crisis-inspired pillows, combining humor and style for those fascinated by global financial upheavals.
Euro Crisis Junkies Prints
Browse our collection of euro crisis prints, featuring satirical artwork that captures the chaos and humor of international economic crises.
Euro Crisis Junkies T-Shirts
Check out our euro crisis-themed t-shirts, featuring clever slogans and designs that make light of economic turbulence for the finance enthusiast in your life.