Euro Advocate Gifts

"Hi! It's me. I'm on a gravy train..."

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Evolution.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."