Euro Advocate Mugs

"Hi! It's me. I'm on a gravy train..."

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Climate Crisis

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Evolution.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.