Eu Expert Gifts

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

EU Referendum

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"The Nominees"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"Goodbye cruel world."

Electricity Bills

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

News. Year- End Economic Report. I don't want them to fine-tune the economy --- just get it in the right octave.

Grexit

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'

Santa gives Bris Johnson a saw for Christmas

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Dragging industry into the Euro

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'I'm sorry, the stock market got to me first.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Fall of the Euro

Bailout Plan.

'I'll get my coat!'

Euro-Meltdown