Eu Expert Pillows

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

EU Referendum

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"The Nominees"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Electricity Bills

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

"Goodbye cruel world."

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Grexit

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'I'll get my coat!'

Bailout Plan.

Dragging industry into the Euro

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

'I'm sorry, the stock market got to me first.'

Santa gives Bris Johnson a saw for Christmas

Fall of the Euro

Euro-Meltdown

"Special SEC meal means a raw steak and a cup of blood."

Hellenic Hacksaw