Euro 2020 Pillows

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Mario Draghi

Loan Alley

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

That might not work, EU...

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

International Speculators

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

The Ruins of the Euro

Fall of the Euro

Dead Greek Pensions

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

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