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Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Mario Draghi

Loan Alley

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

That might not work, EU...

Euro Bait

"Here comes the super-visor."

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

EU - Constitution

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

International Speculators

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

The Ruins of the Euro

EuroPygmees

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."