Euro T-Shirts

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

Mario Draghi

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Santa called but you were out!

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

The Euro - R.I.P.

Dog traps the postman.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The Struggle Over Europe

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

That might not work, EU...

Euro Bait

Saving Spain

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

The Eurozone Explained

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"We'll always hate Paris."

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

EU Polling Station

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"