Euro-watcher Pillows

'Just a touch of Hollandaise sauce and everything will be delicious, Mrs. Merkel.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Greek Crisis

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Pundits

Brexit 2016

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Brexit Tortoise

'So, who's first?'

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Brexit and the pound

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

Online Trading

Learning from economics

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Another fly-over planet."