Euro-watcher Gifts

'Just a touch of Hollandaise sauce and everything will be delicious, Mrs. Merkel.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Greek Crisis

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

The American Nightmare.

Pundits

Brexit 2016

'So, who's first?'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

Brexit Tortoise

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

"Another fly-over planet."

Brexit and the pound

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Online Trading

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Learning from economics

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'