Etiquette Debaters T-Shirts

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Changing Minds

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Verbal Orders

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Foreign policy

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"