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'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

The economy.

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Now that's a win."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Roe v. Wade

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'