Ethologist Pillows

Konrad Lorenz

The Jeopardy of Progress

Hate Platforms

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'Echo Tourism'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

God's Subcontractors

Evolution Exam Results.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'