Ethnomusicologist T-Shirts

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Bela Bartok

Sitar

Outsourcing Doskdom

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Hurdy gurdy

I love Berimbau!

Mykola Lysenko

Koto

Soto

Shakuhachi!

Shamisen

Gong

Hildegard von Bingen

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

I love Harmonica

Art Garfunkel.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Bob Dylan

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."