Ethnomusicologist Pillows

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Bela Bartok

Sitar

Hurdy gurdy

I love Berimbau!

Mykola Lysenko

Koto

Soto

Shakuhachi!

Shamisen

Gong

Hildegard von Bingen

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

I love Harmonica

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Spinning violinist

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Leos Janacek

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart