Ethnic Music Pillows

"Sales are plummeting. Shall I get out my fiddle and play you some of that sad, sad puszta music?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Mykola Lysenko

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Cowpunk

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Bela Bartok.