Ethnic Music T-Shirts

"Sales are plummeting. Shall I get out my fiddle and play you some of that sad, sad puszta music?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

I love Harmonica

Art Garfunkel.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Neil Young

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Cowpunk

Mykola Lysenko

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Bela Bartok.